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Bowling Sux
Album-The Man Makes Us Chew On The Leather Upholstery
It was friday night
And i was feeling tight
So i went for a strole
And decided to Bowl
So i got my shoes
And i drank some booze
And i went to alley
Over there in the valley
Chorus
Ganna Go Bowling
Ganna Go Bowling
So Step on Up
And get the ball rolling
Grab some food
And get in the Mood
Get it in the Gutter
And u are Screwed
So i went to the wall
And got my ball
And then i looked over
And there was Paul
So i went to the lane
A strike was on my Brain
Then i felt a pain
Paul whipped me with a chain
Chorus
Ow, Ow that really hurt
I fell on over and was inert
I opened up my eyes
And had to arise
Paul Paul, Whats ur Beef?
Ur lucky i live in the Coral Reef
Why did u do that to me?
Was it because i stole ur tree?
Chorus
Bridge
Bowling Sucks
Bowling Sucks
it cost me a weasle
and a pocket full of bucks
I was sick but Green
Paul hurt my spleen
It was in my routine
So i played the claw machine
Chorus
Chorus
Samurai Big Arms
Caused by a nuclear explosion
His arms grew to enourmous proportions
It changed his life in so many ways
He gets lost in the big corn maze
(Chorus)
Samurai big arms you are really fly
I like pumpernickel but I prefer rye
Coming to the rescue with your big arms
You always had it good with your big arms
SHOUT: Samurai! Big! Arms! X2
You see those big arms flying around
Pounds lots of villains into the ground
His really big arms hit the air
He got mauled by a grizzly bear
Flying around without a car
Smokin a big fat Cuban cigar
Chorus
Bridge
He had a wife, she was lovely
But after his arms grew she grew ugly
He was bad at math so it equaled zero
But after the accident he became a hero
Samurai big arms runs really fast
Can go from the future to the past
I love his hair its pretty sweet
He wears beef patties on his feet
Chorus
Black Hole Water Gun
Everybody stares at us so we know were not insane
They curse, and cry, and blare at us as to say that were ok
The pain we feel is natural its part of human life
Reality Reality its colder than a knife
Hey babe Im goin down, Im workin nights and Im outta town
Save me, from the ground Im haulin ass just to see you frown
Lets leave, reality and go off into ecstasy
At least Ill have you by my side even though its time to die
Ill pack my back and ill start the car come on babe were goin pretty far
And when the time comes we will meet a pocket of ecstasy we shall greet
Chorus
Come come here we come
With a Black Hole Water Gun
Run run now we run
Narcolepsy is so fun
Now its time,that we should go well hide on the way yea they wont know
And when we arrive I hope itll snow Ill give you your present Merry Christmas Joe
Tell me, what you think were on the edge and were on the brink
So lets ride into the sun it wont last forever like a cinnabun
Chorus
Instrumental Bridge...
Chorus
Smells like a Sitcom
Album-DKMS Rocks
Verse 1
My brother is completely insane
My dog pisses all day
Stupid was the name of my game
My parents used to watch over me
with sunken eyes
But now its over,
now I'm gone,
things were good,
but now its done
Im alright,
its ok,
I hope you like,
this symphony
Verse 2
I moved on to better places
far from this one
to meet new faces
Friends behind me
off to college
schools not over
too much knowledge
Go away please,
Im ok jeez,
its my family,
all I know is what we had is
gone!
Verse 1 Repeated
My brother is completely insane
My dog pisses all day
Stupid was the name of my game
My parents used to watch over me
with sunken eyes
But now its over,
now I'm gone,
things were good,
but now its done
Im alright,
its ok,
I hope you like,
this symphony
Moving On
Im Moving On
Im Moving On
Im Moving On
Im Moving On
Smells like a Sitcom!
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